Why Does Sean Penn Look Like All Three Stooges Combined?

Actor Sean Penn shocked viewers recently, when he appeared on screen looking wild eyed and disheveled.

People immediately took to social media to comment on Penn’s wild hairstyle. “It looks like his comb has 8 missing teeth” commented Robert Van Landingham. “It Looks like he was ridden hard and put away wet” tweeted Madonna.

Even Shemp

Penn explained to Madhouse News why he looks like a pumpkin pie haircut freak. “I am actually starring in a one man show for Netflix, in which I will portray all Three Stooges at once. It is going to be groundbreaking. I will portray Moe, Larry, Curly and even Shemp simultaneously. I will poke myself in the eye, hit myself with a tire iron and set my own pants on fire. This is no baggy pants farce though, this is a serious drama.”

Penn styled his own hair personally, using a weed whacker and a blow torch. “I needed to be able to convey each Stooges personality, and individuality, and I think this hairdo captured all of them. I am very happy with it.”

Sean Penn is The Three Stooges

Hairdressers all over the globe have been inundated with requests to look like Sean Penn. “My customers are lining up and they are all requesting the ‘Penn’ do.” said Coco Maccioli from NJ. “They come in carrying this ridiculous looking picture of Sean Penn and ask me to make them look like this. I tell them, honey, go stick your finger in the light socket and save yourself $300.”

Stooge or Not to Stooge

The name of the one man show is “Stooge, or not to Stooge” and will air later this year on Netflix. Netflix spokesperson, Bijon Ronaghy commented, “We are psyched out of our minds over this show. There is already a buzz and whispers of Emmy’s, and possible even a Nobel Peace Prize.”