Cardi B Launches Frozen Treat: Wet-A$$ Pu$$icles (WAP)
– Rap dynamo and entrepreneur, Cardi B, is entering the food business with ice cream bars named after her blockbuster hit, “WAP.” For those unfamiliar, the acronym stands for some very satisfied and saturated lady parts.
The rap mogul told Madhouse reporter, Willie Fistergash, that the idea came to her when she was changing her daughter’s diaper. “I was changing Kulture and I started giggling like crazy, okurrr?”
“Her doody looks like those chocolate bars we ate as kids! You know how Fudgsicles look like poop on a stick? But it be cute and shit! I thought, ‘why can’t they be sexy too?”
“My fudge pops will be shaped just like a real queen’s WAP. And like them old time Good Humor bars, you keep licking ‘til you get to that surprise treat in the center.” The yummy desert will also have a slot so you can swipe your nose like a credit card just as described in the song.
Cardi also promises to make a jingle for Wet-Ass Pussicles that incorporates lyrics from her massive hit. She said the line, “Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me” will best represent the brand.
The frozen treat is doing great in taste-test groups around the country with the exception of males in the 18-55 age categories. They claim to enjoy the flavor but give up licking before locating the delicious, hidden, center.
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