Zakk Wylde Launches Men’s Cologne Line
By Courtney Cronin Dold
Zakk Wylde, the man famous for his guitar solos and infamous for smelling like ass, is getting into the cologne business. That’s right the Black Label Society front man has joined the ranks of rock star perfumers Jon Bon Jovi and Justin Beiber with his own signature scent called, Sonic Brews.
Zakk introduced Sonic Brews to fans at a concert in his home state of New Jersey, when he threw free samples into the crowd. Most people dodged the giant glass bottles instead of catching them because they weren’t guitar picks. Fans who did catch a bottle of Sonic Brews either drank it or smashed it on the floor. But the night was still a success.
One fan said “ The whole place smelled like Sandalwood and beer farts,” and that it was the best smelling concert he’d ever been to.
Zakk told us here at Madhouse Magazine that he’s really excited about the product’s ad campaign, which reads, “Sonic Brews Bro! You too can smell like a rock star! But not like me that would be disgusting brother I mean like another rock star that’s not me.”
The slogan might stink, but thankfully the price smells right at $9.99 for one bottle or $999,999.99 for all of them.
Zakk has been hands on personally creating each pungent odorous odor found in every bottle and named each scent after one of his songs.
Stoned and Stunk, Suicide Messiah Musk, Skid Marked For Danger, No More Showers, Funeral Smell, and Stillborn.
And they all come in three forms, spray, lotion, and ball splash. When Zakk was asked why there was no aftershave in the collection. He replied, “There’s no such thing as aftershave!” Then crawled back under his bridge to stand guard.
Sonic Brews are available at drugstores, gas stations, and those giant perfume stores in malls that nobody ever goes into ever.
