Yoko Ono Vows To Put MORE Music On Spotify Unless They Remove Joe Rogan

Yoko Ono made a chilling announcement today. She vowed to keep her songs on Spotify and release new music daily until they remove Joe Rogan from the platform.

Yoko released a bizarre video on social media of herself singing the Neil Young song “Heart of Gold”. When the singing stopped, Yoko announced that she will be keeping her music on Spotify until they get rid of Joe Rogan. Yoko warned Spotify, “Not only will I keep my music on your service, but I will release a new song every day until Rogan is gone.”

200 Injured

This was especially chilling because earlier this year when Yoko Ono dropped her new single, it reportedly left seven dead and nearly 200 wounded as tens of thousands ran screaming through the streets to escape the deafening sound!

Yoko Ono Vows To Put MORE Music On Spotify Unless They Remove Rogan

Yoko went on to say, “If you think I am joking, just take a listen to my version of ‘Big Shot’ by Billy Joel. There is a lot more like that to come. I think I will upload my 9 minute version of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Free Bird. That will fix you.”

Spotify spokesperson Kelly Lane said, “We do not care about losing Neil Young, Joni Mitchell or any other ancient musicians who remove their 50 year old songs, but this threat we take seriously. This is basically an attack and we have reported it to the authorities. A SWAT team in full riot gear, hazmat gear and sound cancelling earplugs was sent to Ono’s home studio. A full cache of newly recorded songs were confiscated and destroyed.

Inspiration

Yoko said she got her sound inspiration when she was a little girl. “I saw a cat get run over by a car once and I just thought it was the most beautiful sound. I have been trying to emulate it ever since.”