Yoko Ono Tops List of 200 Greatest Singers of All Time

A ridiculous top 200 list by everyone’s favorite corporate rag has sparked anger, criticism and debates. Social media is abuzz with critiques of who is on the list and who is not. Who isn’t but should be and Who is but shouldn’t be. Initially it was reported that Aretha Franklin took the top spot but after a recount it turns out that Yoko Ono won top honors as the greatest singer of all time.

The controversial list includes 100 singers that no one has ever heard of. There were many world voices on the list. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon known as the angel of Bangladesh came in at number 107. Ruby throated Swedish singer Üter Zörker made the list at 94 and Spanish bombshell Charo broke the top 20 at number 19.

Brennan Huff

Kerfuffles started over Bob Dylan as Number 15, Neil Young 37, and the snub of Celine Dion and William Hung. The biggest controversy though was over the snubbing of Brennan Huff. Brennan was known as the songbird of his generation. “Rolling Stone needs to immediately exit the business of music journalism,” said Twitter user Charles Kean. “The fact that Brennan Huff isn’t anywhere in the top 200 is a crime against humanity”.

Yoko Ono Tops List of 200 Greatest Singers of All Time

Gene Simmons of KISS was also snubbed from the list entirely with good reason. However, he demanded a recount. After the recount, it was determined that Simmons still did not get any votes but that Yoko clearly beat out the other 199 contestants by a large margin.

Oh Yoko

The corporate rag wrote, “Talent is impressive; genius is transcendent and Yoko has both. She was born with massive pipes, perfect pitch, and boundless range. Her delicate instrument was the soundtrack of our lives.” Yoko commented, “About time you jerks realize how awesome I am. I heard all of your jokes, but who’s laughing now.”

The corporate rag prefaced its rankings by stating, “This is just another moronic list that means nothing. We know we have nothing to say and have not been relevant since the 1970s. However, we do know that every time we post a list all you dummies argue about it and give us free publicity. We compile the list by bringing in a bunch of monkeys to throw darts at a board. Then we make millions. We are laughing all the way to the bank. Keep arguing suckers.”