Yoko Ono Releases New Single: 7 Killed and Hundreds Injured After Listening!

Yoko Ono dropped her new single and it has reportedly left seven dead and nearly 200 wounded. Tens of thousands ran screaming through the streets to escape the deafening sound!

Yoko’s new single “Ear Splitter” dropped Tuesday and immediately calls were coming in to 911 and mental health facilities. People were running through the streets and jumping out of windows to escape the caterwauling. Victims could be heard screaming “Oh the humanity”.

Some critics say Yoko Ono was Japan’s way of getting back at Americans and British for World War 2. “I believe it” said Charles Musgrove, “Hiroshima was bad, but this music is cruel and inhumane punishment. There has to be a law against it!?” Greenpeace and Amnesty International are looking into the music and existing laws. “This music has to be breaking some treay” said Amnesty spokesperson Sophie Dubois.

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Yoko said she got her sound inspiration when she was a little girl. “I saw a cat get run over by a car once and I just thought it was the most beautiful sound. I have been trying to emulate it ever since. Screeches and rasps and ear splitting noise may annoy some people but to me it is music to my ears.”

The CDC has issue a warning stating that no one should listen to any Yoko music but if you do accidentally come across this sound, seek shelter immediately and seek medical attention. Stuff whatever you can find in your ears and run the opposite direction.

The new single has led to suicides, spontaneous combustion, ear damage, mental health damage, car crashes and acts of violence and rioting.

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