Win An Opportunity to Bathe Bob Seger!
Enter for the chance of a lifetime! You will win 2 last row tickets, a VIP pre-show meet & greet with Bob Seger’s cousin Claude and the unforgettable opportunity to bathe Bob Seger after his concert. Who else but your good friends at Madhouse Magazine would offer such an amazing prize. We are always looking out for our fans.
That’s right, you will get 2 first class plane tickets, (that you will pay for yourself) and all your meals and hotel rooms will also be covered by you. Does this sound too good to be true? Well it probably is, but if you enjoy bathing elderly rock stars, then this contest is for you.
Bathe Bob Seger
One lucky fan and a guest will have their wishes fulfilled, as they get to Bathe Bob Seger. Seger will have had the chance to work up a good sweat after performing for 90 minutes, and will be ready for a good scrubbing. “I sweat like a hooker in church” said Seger. “I sweat so much up there I end up with diaper rash. It’s like sitting in a wet diaper for an hour and a half. I am ready for a good soak.”
Seger is looking forward to getting bathed by a total stranger and said “make sure whoever wins, gets to my wobbly bits and my undercarriage” I like a lot of soap and scrubbing bubbles. They have to get in there with a Brillo pad for all the nooks and crannies.”
GI Bob
Fan Kevin O’Toole is hoping to win the prize, as he has always dreamed of scrubbing down Bob Seger. “Ever since I was a little boy, I would play with my G.I Joes in the bathtub and pretend they were Bob Seger” said O’Toole. “I would wash them from head to toe as I listened to Old Time Rock n Roll. It surely would be a dream come true.”
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