USPS Announces Serial Killer Stamps!

The USPS has announced that it will release a series of stamps showcasing our most beloved serial killers.

The first of the series will feature super serial killer Charles Manson and his followers. The Manson stamps will be released in August to commemorate the anniversary of the grisly Tate-Labianca murders.

There will be multiple poses of Charlie, Squeaky, Tex and the gang taken by acclaimed serial killer photographer, Rebecca Wolfstein.

When asked for a statement concerning the stamps, Squeaky Fromme screamed “Stamps!? I don’t need no stinking’ stamps! I will stamp my foot in all your asses! You put me here! I didn’t kill anyone! If I start killing people, there will be none of you left!” At this point Squeaky was dragged away and tased by police.

Other stamps in the series will include Ted Bundy, Son of Sam, John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dammer. The stamps will go on sale August 9 and can be preordered.