U.S. Bombs Canada! Revenge for ‘Loverboy’!

In a shocking move today, the U.S launched a full scale attack on Canada leveling all of the countries recording studios, radio stations and music manufacturing plants. 

U.S Ambassador Leon Gotlieb stated “we have been trying to use peacful negotiations ever since Canada assaulted the worlds senses with ‘Loverboy’ and “Working for the Weekend” in 1981. 

Canada refused to turn the band over to the U.S for extradition so the U.S had no alternative except to use force. Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau Jr. could not be reached for comment. 

‘Loverboy’ was a terrible pop rock band of the 1980s known for terrible songs, wearing spandex, perms and headbands.