Trump: Ugly People Should Continue To Wear Masks Long After Crisis is Over

President Trump declared that ugly people, especially ugly women, should continue to wear masks for at least a few more years. 

“Ugly people should continue to wear masks to help with the morale of the country.” said Donald Trump. “We have been through a rough time and some people, take Nancy Pelosi for example, should wear a mask forever. No one needs to look at that. It is bad, really bad, the worst. When this is over, we will need some joy and beauty.”

When asked for examples of the mask guidelines, Trump stated “I will leave it up to states to designate who should and who shouldn’t wear a mask, but I will step in if I see too many ugly people walking around with their bare face hanging out.”

The President then went on to name all of the women that should be wearing a mask. “Hillary Clinton of course. She will lead the mask parade. I don’t want to say she’s ugly, but when she was born the doctor slapped her mother.” 

Mr. Trump then continued, “The best thing about this pandemic is that I don’t have to look at a lot of your faces. There are a lot of ugly people out there. Now Mike Pence is a handsome man, he doesn’t have to wear a mask. Melania is gorgeous, she doesn’t have to wear a mask. But Hillary, and that kid of hers, they got a raw deal when God was handing out looks. They should wear two masks each. It’s a shame.”