Tony Iommi: Ozzy Bit My Fingers Off

Black Sabbath Guitarist, Tony Iommi has revealed shocking news today.  Iommi broke down while confessing that lead singer Ozzy Osbourne is the culprit behind his missing fingers. 

Iommi revolutionized Guitar playing, despite missing the tips of his middle and ring fingers on his right hand. 

Iommi always alleged that he lost the fingers in an industrial accident as a teen, but felt the time was right to reveal to Madhouse News that it was in fact Ozzy that bit his fingers off. 

“I had just met Ozzy and we were having a pint down at the pub, when I jokingly tried to take his beer from him. He instinctually just snapped and bit the tips of my fingers off. He was growling and foaming at the mouth. He was a very bad drunk. He felt really bad afterwards and apologized profusely. From that day forward, I always tell people to never put your hands near Ozzy’s mouth or his alcohol.”

Ozzy has had other troubles with biting over the years. It was alleged that he bit the heads off bats, doves, pigeons and small children. 

Rock n Roll authority Eddie Trunk told Madhouse, “There have been many reports over the years of lead singers attacking humans. As tragic as these events are, it’s a ticking time bomb when humans put lead singers in captivity and live and work in close proximity to them. Lead singers are not domesticated animals, and do not belong in cages or even in homes, they are wild animals and should be kept in the wild.”