Tommy Lee ‘Accidentally’ Shares Selfie of His Giant Dick Cheney Tattoo

Tommy Lee gave fans quite the eyeful via his Instagram. The Motley Crue drummer shared a shocking photo of himself with his wobbly bits on full display to social media in the wee hours. The photo has since been deleted.

Lee explained that it was a mistake and that he was trying to share a photo of his brand new giant tattoo of Dick Cheney. “I just got this bitchin’ tat of my man Dick Cheney and was dying to show it off. I love Dick, Cheney that is, I am a big fan.”

John Thomas

In the early morning hours, as the world slept, Lee decided to share a selfie to social media. “I felt the world needed to see my diseased 60 year old tweeker body complete with piercings and tattoos at that exact moment. Unfortunately the camera angle was a little off since I was buzzing on goof balls. So instead of my Dick Cheney Tattoo, the world was exposed to my John Thomas as they say in England.”

Tommy Lee ‘Accidentally’ Shares Selfie of His Giant Dick Cheney Tattoo

The internet reacted. “Following Tommy Lee on instagram is interesting enough but i — sigh. That was traumatizing. How is it still up?” wrote William Ragusin. “I was enjoying my Captain Crunch and then I was slapped across the face with that. No one needs to see that. I am traumatized, I was turned off my Captain Crunch after that for sure. I am not sure that a Dick Cheney Tattoo would be better or worse than what I witnessed.”

Good Grief

IG released a statement, “We here at IG are saddened by the unfortunate incident that took place this morning. No one needed to see that and our thoughts and prayer are with all impacted. We will be providing access to grief counselors to all our users. This service will be free of charge for one year.”

Dick Cheney commented, “Love you Tommy Lee. I haven’t had this much fun since I shot my friend in the face during a hunting trip. That was a good time.”