The Real Day The Music Died! Justin Bieber Was Born!

Many people consider February 3, 1959 as “The Day The Music Died”. This was the day we lost rockers Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and The Big Bopper in a plane crash. It was indeed a tragedy, and these men were incredible talents, but the world continued to create great music.

Fast forward to March 1, 1994 – St. Joseph’s Hospital in London, Ontario, Canada. The spawn we come to know as Justin Bieber was hatched or born on this fateful day. Some claim Bieber was born from a jackal that died giving birth to him and was buried in Cerveteri under the alias Maria Scianna.

Son Of A Jackal

Scooter Braun and Rob Roessle were then responsible for launching this son of a jackal onto the world. Braun and Roessle contacted Bieber’s keep Patricia Mallette, who was reluctant because of Braun’s Judaism. She remembered praying, “God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label!”, and, “God, you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?” However, church elders convinced her to let Bieber go with Braun. At 13, Bieber went to Atlanta, Georgia, with Braun to record demo tapes. Bieber began singing for Usher one week later.

The greatest music ever recorded was produced after 1959, but slowly our music began dying after March 1, 1994. And there has not been a one great composition or a significant piece of music produced subsequent to 2007, the year the spawn reached the age of 13 and was unleashed on an unsuspecting public.

The book of Leviticus spoke of this in the Old Testament. A plague of infectious diseases, the death of many rock stars, a little girly man singing terrible songs and a dim witted senile leader will signal the end of times.

March First, The Year of our lord, Nineteen Hundred and Ninety Four! The Day the music truly died!