The Atlantic Reveals The Anonymous Source: Jussie Smollett

In a shocking move, The Atlantic has revealed the top secret, anonymous, unnamed source, for the controversial article concerning Donald Trump. 

The original article stated that ‘anonymous’ and ‘unnamed’ sources heard Donald Trump say bad things about the military. It turns out the main anonymous source is actor Jussie Smollett. 

Jussie Smollett was of course arrested for making up a false story to police that he was attacked, beaten and raped by Trump supporters wearing MAGA hats at 2AM on a Chicago street. Evidence confirmed the allegations were totally false and Smollett was arrested. 

Later in 2020, after Covid-19 struck, Smollett claimed that 2 Chinese men wearing MAGA hats coughed on him. That was also debunked. 

The Atlantic Editor, Jeffrey Goldberg announced that Jussie Smollett was working on a military film at the time portraying ‘Rear Admiral’ Claude Buttz, when he overheard Trump calling dead WWII vets, suckers and losers. “I heard it” said Jussie. “I heard it with my own eyes. I also saw Trump wipe his butt with the bible. My friend Bubba Wallace was there to confirm it.”

When reporter Joanne Moyer asked if Jussie Smollett was trustworthy given his own arrest for lying and making things up? Goldberg, replied.. “What? I Never heard about that. Whoever said that, you are crazy and probably racist. It never happened. Jussie is an American Hero!“