Ted Nugent to Fight Bon Jovi on New Years Eve!

Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang! Its gonna be a Stranglehold This New Years Eve when Ted Nugent will fight Jon Bon Jovi for the Ultimate Fighting, Rockin’ New Years Title!

Don King Jr. is promoting the fight which will be held at MSG in NYC. In Nugent’s corner will be Joe Rogan and Kid Rock. Jon Bon Jovi will have Rupaul and Bruce Springsteen training him. At the stroke of midnight, right after the ball drops, the gladiators will come out swinging.

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The Fight will be a 12 round, bare knuckle, knock down, drag out brawl. Anything goes in this Old School, Texas Steel Cage Death Match, which will pair the 2 opposite sides of the Rock Music Spectrum.

Ted Nugent to Fight Bon Jovi on New Years Eve!

Nuge is expected to break out his old loin cloth for the event, and Bon Jovi plans to get a new hair cut. Both men are in training and are looking forward to the match. Nugent commented, “I will wipe the floor with that half a sissy”. Bon Jovi replied with “Oh Yeah!?”. That was an excellent comeback by Bon Jovi – Good one Jon.

Did you know that Jon Bon Jovi and his father were both beaten up by Johnny Ramone back in the day? “That was a long time ago” said Bon Jovi. “I have a lot more confidence. I my be weak and have no fighting skills at all, but I am scrappy and wiry. Since I can do 45 minutes at spin class and have been watching Billy Blanks Tae Bo tapes, I am hoping to tire Ted out. I got this.”

The loser of the fight will no longer be allowed to make music. It’s a win-win for fans all over the world. The undercard will include…Boy George vs. Glen Danzig and Kid Rock vs. Lil Nas.

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