Ted Nugent Serves Food to Homeless: 2 Dead, 1 Seriously Injured

By Claudia Stavola –

In the spirit of giving, the Nuge volunteered his services on Thanksgiving to feed the homeless at The Salvation Army Community Kitchen in Waco, Texas. He initially offered his services to CASA (a child advocacy group) until he realized he couldn’t take guardianship of any of the underage persons he might be attracted to.

The director of the soup kitchen, Mick Ropennis, said he was thrilled to have the legend serve dinner to the homeless and wanted to give him a glowing introduction. KXXV 25 was there to capture the moment. “Ladies and gentleman, it’s my honor to announce you will be served by the one and only singer of such hits as ‘Cat Scratch Fever,’ and…uh, well that doesn’t matter. Without further ado, Ted Nugent!” The rocker then popped out from behind a yellow stained waterproof sheet.

‘Woo!! I’m thrilled to be here! I’m going to show you a Thanksgiving like you’ve never seen before. But, as you know, nothing in life is free. So line up and let’s get started!” Instead of turkey, Nugent placed a rifle on each person’s plate before unleashing a bunch of live turkeys. “If you wanna eat, shoot your meat!!” Shots immediately starting going off as people and turkeys scurried around the room. An anonymous homeless woman said, “This was so much fun! My only complaint is the potatoes were a little dry.”

Two people perished but couldn’t be identified because the Nuge, never one to waste meat, quickly made them into a cranberry cadaver casserole.