Ted Nugent Replaces Whoopi Goldberg On The View
Ted Nugent On The View. ABC announced today that Rocker Ted Nugent will be joining the cast of The View. Nugent will replace Whoopi Goldberg who was placed on suspension again. It is rumored that Whoopi made outrageous remarks, passed gas in the halls and continually ate the executives lunch out of the VIP refrigerator.
During a recent episode of The View, Goldberg cracked jokes that she thinks of “Schindlers List” as a comedy. She then went on to say The Holocaust had nothing to do with race, before goose stepping around the studio with her finger under her nose simulating a mustache. Whoopi, contrary to popular belief is not actually Jewish. Her real name is Karen Johnson.
Ted Nugent On The View
Nugent, known for his pro gun, hunting and patriotic views, is a shocking choice to replace Goldberg. ABC spokesperson Ed Lemond released the following statement, “Due to the unfortunate incident with Ms. Goldberg, we decided to go in a different direction. The parting of ways with Whoopi was mutual as she decided to spend more time with her cats and gorging herself on spicy Cheetos. We wish her all the best in her future endeavors.”
Nugent plans on making a grand entrance. Ted told Madhouse News that for the first episode he plans on entering the set riding a buffalo while shooting an ‘AR’ rifle. “I am going to kick things off in style. My co hosts or as I call them, “Heffalumps” are in for a rude awakening. I don’t want to say these ladies are fat but I was watching The View on ABC the other day and turned to NBC and Joy Behar’s A$$ was still there.”
We tried to find out what the View was about but could not find anyone that has actually ever seen it. We were able to track down someone in Canada who refers to himself as the View’s number one fan. Blake Looney explained, “The show is about a bunch of loud mouth yentas talking about nonsense.”
Face For Radio
Nugent continued, “It’s a shame what happened to Whoopi but she really has a face much more suitable for radio. We are going to shake up The View format. We have a lot of new exciting things planned. I am looking forward to my new segment where I skin and clean a dead animal. I wanted to do a live on location thing where I invite Joy out to my ranch and I stalk and hunt her. The network rejected that one.”
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LMAOOOO!!!
This would be very gud for we pro guns & real Americans. But won’t come true—-
😂😂😂
I would watch the show for sure then
This is Fantastic!! Republican 🤣on the view. Crap is about to get REAL🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Now there’s a thought, pull that lame show out of the gutter, and put it back into the real world. I might even watch it now..
Way to go. I’ll be watching that one. When is it on
Good choice bring on uncle Ted Nugent for Permanent
He’ll Yes! Remember when it actually meant “ The View”. What happened to other people’s view. It became the woopie ,sunny,and joys view.
Finally the turning point Truth logic and common sense
Finally get a REAL AMERICAN on that bias crap of a talk show! Couldn’t stand watching it, so didn’t! Now we need some real host to replace the night shows!
I love the fact that he changed the channel and still saw part of Joy’s giant A** 😂😂
That absolutely cracked me up. Completely lost my composure.
I love the fact that he changed the channel and still saw part of Joy’s giant A**
Love it
I may actually have to take off from work just to watch this show because Uncle Ted’s gonna tear it up
Nope that is ridiculous. Hey more minorities on this show. I won’t watch it
Oh how I wish this were true!! 😂🤣😂
Go Ted. Kill it and Grill it!
I hope this is true. If it is I would definitely watch the show. Now every time it comes on I change the channel.
Best News EVER!
I will tune in for sure 🤣🤣
I hope this is true! Old Ted riding on stage on his Buffalo. Ted is a outstanding man what he does for the children. A true rocker. Ted ” they all did drugs and are dead but I’m still Ted”. I watched a bunch of his hunting shows. Lol. If this happens the view will get many viewers and ratings.
Old Ted riding on stage on his Buffalo. Ted is a outstanding man what he does for the children. A true rocker. Ted ” they all did drugs and are dead but I’m still Ted”. I watched a bunch of his hunting shows. Lol. If this happens the view will get many viewers and ratings.