Taylor Swift Meets With Yoko Ono For Annoying Girlfriend Advice

Pop star Taylor Swift met with Yoko Ono to get annoying girlfriend advice. Swift is currently dating NFL player Travis Kelce. Fans and players alike are accusing Taylor of being the new Yoko Ono and blaming her for the team’s current losing streak. Fans and band members still blame Yoko for breaking up The Beatles some 50+ years later.

Swift met with Yoko at her 600 acre farm in Upstate New York. The two enjoyed tea and scones together as they discussed ways to be an annoying girlfriend. “I am pretty annoying” said Taylor “But Yoko is the Queen. She created this category so who better to get advice from. I want to step up my game and pick her brain for new ways to annoy everyone.”

Taylor Swift Meets Yoko Ono

Swift continued, “We watched old films together. When Yoko inserted herself into the music and screamed during the John Lennon and Chuck Berry performance on the Mike Douglas show, I almost wet myself. It does not get better than that. I would say that is The Stairway To Heaven of annoying girlfriend moves.”

Taylor Swift Meets With Yoko Ono For Annoying Girlfriend Advice

This is not the first time that Swift has been accused of being a Yoko. Taylor was branded the Yoko Ono of One Direction. Fans worried that the singer’s relationship with Harry Styles might lead to the break up of the ‘Little Things’ hitmakers. They may have been correct as the band did eventually break up. The band denied it was because of Taylor Swift just like The Beatles denied Yoko was the cause.

Travis Kelce is the Tight End for the Kansas City Chiefs. The team has lost 5 out the last 8 games and he performed terribly. “Travis is acting like a little bitch” said Chiefs Quarterback, Patrick Mahomes. “He is being distracted by Yoko Swift and he is always singing her music in the locker room. It is really embarrassing, he is not the guy I have known for so long. He is dropping balls and crying. If he doesn’t snap out of it soon, I am going to have to slap him silly.”

Every Breath You Take

Yoko told Taylor to completely immerse herself into her man’s life. “Every aspect, you wriggle your way in and do not let him go anywhere without you. Make sure his friends all roll their eyes when you show up to guys night out. Show up to every game, rehearsal and even insert yourself into the locker room. Do not rest until you break up that entire team. Sink your teeth into his testicles and don’t let go.” The word on the street is Taylor Swift and Yoko Ono have plans to record an album and tour next year.