Taylor Swift Fan Selling Eyeballs That Witnessed Recent Concert
A Taylor Swift fan is selling her own eyeballs that have witnessed the star’s current tour. The bizarre Craigslist ad claims that Morgan Schillig is selling her eyeballs for $1 Million Dollars USD each. The eyes can be purchased individually or as a pair. Schillig will also include a printout of her digital ticket which confirms the authenticity of the eyes.
Taylor Swift Fan Selling Eyeballs
Schillig attended Swift’s recent ‘Eras’ Tour at Met Life Stadium in New Jersey. After the show, the fan decided that she needed to share the life changing event with others who were not fortunate enough to attend the concert. “My life is forever changed” cried Schillig. “I have the memories forever so the least I can do is share my eyes with another ‘Swiftie’. Then they can implant the eyes into their own head and will be able to see for themselves what I was lucky enough to witness.”
The announcement of this unique auction sent shockwaves through the Taylor Swift fanbase. Swifties from all corners of the globe were left speechless, unsure whether to laugh, cry, or poop themselves. One thing’s for sure—this devoted fan’s creativity knows no bounds.
The Craigslist ad touted the eyes as “one-of-a-kind memorabilia, brimming with the essence of Taylor Swift’s electrifying performances.” Describing the eyes as having witnessed the pop queen’s jaw-dropping outfits, mind-blowing choreography, and emotional ballads, the seller made sure to emphasize that these ocular witnesses would grant the buyer an unparalleled connection to Taylor’s concerts. Craigslist usually has a policy against selling body parts but made an exception in this case.
Just Say No
Amidst the fervor, Taylor Swift herself took to social media, responding with a tweet that demonstrated her signature wit: “So… I heard my concerts were eye-opening, but this takes it to a whole new level! I’m equal parts flattered and concerned. Please take care of your eyes, my friends. Do not sell any body parts on my behalf.”
Strangely the ad had many interested buyers. Many Taylor Swift celebrity fans put in bids including, Aaron Rodgers, Ed Sheeran, guitarist Kerry King from Slayer, Jon Bon Jovi and Sebastian Bach. The fan in question, Morgan Schillig stated that she feels she could get along quite well without her eyes. “I have an emotional support cat named Taylor that I have been training as a seeing eye cat. “
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