Taylor Swift Buys Toilet That Elvis Presley Died On For $2.7 Mil At Auction

Taylor Swift Buys The Elvis Presley Toilet. The toilet that Elvis Presley died on, sold at an auction recently for an incredible $2.7 million. The King was just 43 when he was found face down on the floor of the bathroom at his Graceland home. He appears to have fallen off the toilet. The official Graceland plumber removed the commode and stored it in his home since 1977.

It was reported that Presley suffered from chronic constipation due to his poor diet and habits. Eventually A postmortem determined Elvis had compacted stool that was four months old sitting in his bowel. The medical examiner explained that at the time of his death in August, there was an entire undigested chocolate Easter rabbit discovered in Presley’s colon.

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Evidently It was his girlfriend Ginger Alden who found the rock icon’s body with his pajama bottoms around his ankles and his bottom in the air. She called Elvis’ caretakers who cleaned up the scene. They put Presley in a tuxedo and top hat including a monocle. The TCB crew called the maid and the plumber to do their magic.

Taylor Swift Buys Toilet That Elvis Presley Died On For $2.7 Mil At Auction

The plumber, Casey Crosby had been in charge of Graceland’s plumbing for 5 years at the time. “I Immediately removed the toilet and installed a new one. The maid was there and she scooped a giant turd out of the toilet. Her name was Lupe and she later sold the turd for $1.7 Million to Billy Joel. I took the toilet home and used it as chair in my living room for 40 + years.”

Crosby continued, “The toilet has a certificate of authenticity and I did a DNA test on the remnants. There was a lot of splatter left in the bowl. Apparently Elvis had the Hershey squirts before he passed.”

Taylor Swift Hearts Elvis Presley

Taylor Swift is a huge Elvis Presley fan and was delighted when she won the auction. “$2.7 million is nothing for me. I love Elvis and this is an amazing piece of history. This toilet will be a great addition to my tour bus and then fit in nicely with my collection. I have a lot of death related collectibles. For example, my collection includes: Abraham Lincoln’s hat he was wearing at Ford’s Theater, JFK’s underpants and Kurt Cobain’s shotgun.”

Swift continued, “Did you know Presley’s chronic constipation was the result of years of prescription drug abuse and high-fat, high-cholesterol gorging. It brought on what’s known as Valsalva’s maneuver. Put simply, the strain of attempting to defecate compressed the singer’s abdominal aorta, shutting down his heart, true story.”