Stones Announce Altamont Reunion Concert! 'ISIS' hired as Security!

The Rolling Stones have announced a surprise ‘Altamont’ reunion concert to coincide with the anniversary of their 1969 infamous festival. Tickets go on sale today for Madhouse Magazine subscribers only. Use the double secret pre-sale password “ISIS” to purchase up to 6 tickets each.

The Stones just wrapped up their North American “No Filter” tour and want to keep the music going with an unannounced pop up concert. “We are very excited” said Mick Jagger. “We would like to give back to the fans who made the tour such a huge success.”

New Altamont

The ‘New Altamont’ festival will be held at the DisneyLand Theme Park in Anaheim California, and ISIS is reportedly hired as security. ISIS will be paid in $500 worth of wine, mules and virgins. The ‘New Altamont’ festival will feature The Rolling Stones, Korean Pop sensation BTS, Snoop Dogg, Travis Scott, Black Metal Band Cradle of Filth, Cellist Yo-Yo Ma, Up With People and Marilyn Manson.

Stones Announce Altamont Reunion Concert! 'ISIS' hired as Security!

The Original Altamont festival was held in California on December 6 1969 and is best known for it’s violence and bad vibes. The Hells Angels Motorcycle Club was allegedly hired to oversee the concert. They were given drugs and $500 in beer as payment. It did not turn out well and Altamont was known as the event that killed the 1960’s. Bands appearing at the original Altamont included Jefferson Airplane, Santana, and the Grateful Dead.

The Altamont concert ended with 1 person being stabbed to death and multiple people being beaten with pool sticks. Other than that, the concert was a huge success.

A Stones spokesperson said they learned lessons from the 1969 festival and this time they are requiring wristbands. “I think everything is going to be smooth this time” said Mick Jagger. “What could go wrong?”