Stevie Nicks Sick From Eating Gas Station Sushi!

Fleetwood Mac have been forced to postpone a few private events, because Stevie Nicks is ill following a poor decision to eat gas station sushi. Mom always said never trust the government, a Nigerian Prince asking for money, dollar store condoms and especially Gas Station sushi.

The band was driving through Pennsylvania in their 1977 VW Bus on their way to the next gig, playing a bar mitzvah in Ardmore, when they stopped for gas. Stevie went inside the ‘Gas N Gulp’ for some snacks and decided on the spicy shrimp roll and eel roll. Stevie was a bit concerned that the date on the sushi had expired, but was reassured by the clerk Raymond Doherty that the sushi is the best in Pennsylvania. 

Gas Station Sushi

Stevie wolfed down the sushi and washed it all down with a 2 liter Mountain Dew. She started feeling sick immediately after and began projectile vomiting. “Stevie had her head out the window for the last 50 miles of the drive” said Mick Fleetwood. “I thought she was going to vomit up her socks at one point.”

By the time the band reached the hotel, Stevie was stricken with explosive diarrhea. She barely made it into the room. “It was like a crime scene” said hotel maid Lupe Villalobos. “It was all over the bathroom, on the ceilings and the walls. We had to call in a HazMat team to clean it up.”   

Stevie Nicks

Stevie was admitted into the hospital and given fluids. “While Stevie is feeling better already, management has consulted with her doctors and have decided to reschedule the remaining four shows of their ‘Bar Mitzvah and Birthday Party’ tour to allow for her full recovery,” the band said in a statement.

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