Stevie Nicks Interview 2022
Infamous Rock journalist and internationally acclaimed interviewer Claude Balzac recently sat down for an in depth conversation with the legendary witchy woman of Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks.
Madhouse Magazine: Hi Stevie, thank you for talking with me today. It is great to see you again.
Stevie Nicks: Claude my man, I love you. I used to roll up Madhouse Magazine and snort giant piles of cocaine with it. Then I would beat Lindsey over the head with it for peeing on the carpet. [laughs]
Madhouse: Let’s go back to the beginning. How did it all start?
Stevie: I started singing as a small child, my Grandfather was a famous country singer, maybe you heard of him, Hop Along Nicks. During a father daughter talent night in school, I wet my pants while performing “King Of The Road” with my father Jess-Bob. I was 17 at the time. They started calling me “Pee Pee Nicks” for years after that an eventually it morphed into Stevie.
Madhouse: How did you meet Lindsey?
Stevie: I met that douche when I was a senior in High School. I saw him performing ‘Puff the Magic Dragon’ and fell in love instantly. Worst mistake of my life. We starting performing together and we were down on our luck. We were eating cat food and had $7 in our checking account when we were asked to join Fleetwood Mac
Madhouse: There still seems to be a lot of bad blood between you and Lindsey?
Stevie: Like I always say, Lindsey may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you, he really is an idiot. Plus he looks like Eraserhead.
Madhouse: There have been some violent interactions with you two in recent years.
Stevie: Yeah you mean the times that I jammed an umbrella up his rectum and opened it. I only did that twice. He is such a baby. Be a man walk it off.
Madhouse: Yes I was a witness to one of those. It was quite disturbing.
Stevie: [laughs] I thought it was hysterical
Madhouse: We will get back to Fleetwood Mac later but we understand you have some exciting news?
Stevie: Yes I am pregnant. And no I am not telling you who the father is.
Madhouse: Rumor has it that you saved and froze the sperm of all of your ex partners. That you have it all stored in a warehouse in Newark, NJ since the 1970s. The collection reads like a who’s who of Rock n Roll. Tom Petty, Lindsey Buckingham, Joe Walsh, Don Henley, Mick Fleetwood, Lemmy, David Crosby, Mick Jagger and Axl Rose all have made a donation to the warehouse.
Stevie: Yes that is all true. Maybe i made a little rock star cocktail and they are all the father. You never know?
Madhouse: Is Kanye the father? You were dating him and the numbers could add up.
Stevie: Oh boy no, thank god. I dodged quite a bullet by dumping him.
Madhouse: So let’s clear up some things. Did your assistant blow cocaine up your butt?
Stevie: Oh My, No it was not my assistant it was Joe Walsh. That’s why I call him the love of my life. It takes a special man to do something like that.
Madhouse: What happened with the great sushi incident
Stevie: Oh man that was a bad time. I would have to say I made some terrible life choices but that may have been the worst. It was at a ‘Gas N Gulp’ in Pennsylvania. I decided on the spicy shrimp roll and eel roll sushi. The clerk reassured me that the sushi was the best in Pennsylvania. I began projectile vomiting, then I was stricken with explosive diarrhea. I made a mess in the hotel room. It was like a crime scene. The walls and even the ceilings were covered. I am still not 100 percent.
Madhouse: So is there any chance that Lindsey will rejoin Fleetwood Mac someday?
Stevie: Yeah when he blows cocaine up my butt.
Madhouse: So you are saying there is a chance
Stevie: [laughs] I love you Claude and I love Madhouse. Keep on being you.
Related Stories: Stevie Nicks Sick From Eating Gas Station Sushi!
