Steven Van Zandt Shows Off New Beach Bod in Tiny Speedo

Musician Steven Van Zandt took to social media to show off his hot new beach body. In the post Steven put it all out on display as he is wearing nothing but a tiny white speedo. Van Zandt’s fans were left speechless, but flooded the comments with flame and heart-eye emojis.

Steven Van Zandt Speedo

Van Zandt lost over 90 pounds in the past year and is proud of his new tanned and toned physique. Steven in his 70s now wowed in a white speedo as he frolicked on a New Jersey beach. Little Steven captioned the photo with “Too cute not to show off this look”. He then added the hashtag #hotboysummer.

During a recent interview with Oprah, Steven broke down and cried like a baby. He confessed that he was driven to lose the weight after his boss Bruce Springsteen fat shamed him at Halloween. Bruce donned a fat suit and won a costume contest dressed as Van Zandt.

Steven Van Zandt Shows Off New Beach Bod in Tiny Speedo

Van Zandt wept as he relayed the details to Oprah. “It was very hurtful. Bruce wore a fat suit, prosthetics and babushka to look exactly like me. He was walking around stuffing gabagool in his mouth screaming, Food, give me more food. Then he put straws up his nose and started barking like a walrus. I cried for days after that. I couldn’t leave my bed. After a week I got up and decided there and then that I was going to lose weight.”

Burger’s Fat Farm

“I went to a fat farm in upstate New York called Burger’s Fat Farm. I was chained in a basement and only allowed 40 calories per day. They gave us hot coffee enemas, diuretics and shock therapy. Dr Burger would put out a buffet of all my favorite foods, Cheeseburgers, spicy Cheetos, Pizza, Ravioli, Lasagna and Cheesecake. If I took a bite of anything he would shock my testicles. After a few days of that you lose the urge for food.”

Springsteen is very proud of Van Zandt and commented on his post, “You’re such a hottie, my god. Are you smuggling a salami in there or are you just happy to see me?” Some other fans also noticed, Jonathan Schwartz commented, “You ARE the view”. Chris Gallagher wrote, “Nothing says summer like a cute banana hammock and a good tan.”