Sir Brian May Has Extreme Makeover After Being Knighted

Queen co-founder and guitarist Brian May showed off his new look today. Sir Brian Harold May, was recently knighted and went through an extreme makeover. His new sophisticated look is a much better fit for a man of his stature.

Brian is as famous for his wild, crazy, ridiculous hair as he is for his guitar playing. With his signature grey, curly, frizzled pompadour, he is often mistaken for a British magistrate wearing a powdered wig.

However, since being Knighted, Brian felt it was time for a change. “I have had this ridiculous hairstyle for over 50 years. Now that I am a Sir I should look, dress and act the part. Did I tell you that I have an IQ of 180?”

Hedgehog

Brian was treated to a full makeover from head to toe at Piccadilly Salon in London. Salon owner Paul Preusch commented, “We went to work on Brian, we gave him the soup to nuts treatment. When I say nuts, I mean nuts, it was a jungle down there. It looks exactly like the hair on his head. My assistant asked Brian if that is a hedgehog in your trousers? I thought I was working on Larry from the Three Stooges. I had to get out the hedge trimmers and weed whackers. We gave Sir Brian a new hair do, waxed, trimmed and spit shined him. Gave him a whole new wardrobe, grew out his beard and voila he is a new man worthy of knighthood”.

Sir Brian May Has Extreme Makeover After Being Knighted

Brian was knighted “for awesome riffs like Fat Bottomed Girls.” He is one of the first to receive the honor under the recently crowned King Charles III, as part of the 2023 edition of the King’s New Year Honours List, he is now Sir Brian Harold May. Sir Brian was previously appointed a Commander of the Order of the British Empire (CBE) back in 2005. “I am honored” said Sir Brian. “How much do I get paid for being a Knight anyway? Besides being called Sir do I get any benefits? Did I tell you I have an IQ of 180?”

Uranus

Besides being a Knight, May is also an accomplished astrophysicist, having received his doctorate degree back in 2007. May previously co-founded Uranus day in an effort to raise awareness for how the planet should stop making Uranus jokes, which the United Nations recognized as an official holiday in 2016.