See Shocking Photos of Bret Michaels Without Bandana or Hat

Madhouse News has the second biggest scoop of the century. No one has ever seen rocker Bret Michaels without his signature bandana and or cowboy hat. His maid Anik Dufresne stated that he even showers with the bandana on. Well now you can see the before and after photos here.

Shocking Photos of Bret Michaels

Madhouse News reporter Robert Hart followed Michaels into a Starbucks in Scottsdale, Arizona. Bret ordered 2 caramel macchiatos with soy milk. “I saw my opportunity when both his hands were occupied” said Hart. “I pulled his hat and bandana off at the same time and then I pantsed him. He dropped his coffees and stood there dumb founded not knowing what to do. That’s when I started snapping photos.“

Beat Down

Michaels chased Hart for two blocks before catching him in front of a taco stand. Bret beat Hart within an inch of his life but Police intervened before Michaels could destroy the man’s camera. “He beat me pretty severely” said Hart. “I have double vision and walk with a limp now, but it is well worth it to capture history with my camera. This photo is going to put my kids through college. I think Bret may have even compromised my manhood. I was in quite a lot of pain down there.”

As many expected, the photo reveals that Michaels is bald as an egg under all that headgear.  Long time fan, Kelly Lane cried when she saw the photo. “Oh My God” cried Lane. “I love Bret, he is so beautiful. Oh my gawd I can’t believe he looks like The Rocky Horror picture show guy under all those head coverings. I think I am going to be sick.”

When Kelly mentioned the Rocky Horror Picture Show, she is of course referring to the character Riff Raff played by Richard O’Brien. In the 1975 movie, Riff Raff is the scraggly haired, hunch backed weirdo from Transylvania who is handyman/servant to Dr Frank n Furter. However interesting that all may be, we digress. 

That’s The Ticket

Michaels explained to Madhouse News that he just looked bald under his hat because he was auditioning for Riff Raff in a local play. “Yeah that’s the ticket” said Michaels. “I am in a play, I mean I am doing chemo, no wait I had an accident while doing yard work. I have hair darn you!”

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