Samuel L Jackson to Play Rob Halford in New Judas Priest Biopic
It was announced today that Actor Samuel L Jackson will play Heavy Metal singer Rob Halford in a new Biopic about the band Judas Priest.
On the strength of recent rock biopics such as Bohemian Rhapsody and Rocket Man, the time is right for a Judas Priest movie. Rob Halford added “Priest has had a very interesting life. We’re one of the longest surviving working heavy metal bands and a lot of our life story has been documented, but a lot of it hasn’t. I am a gay man leading a Heavy Metal Band for heavens sake! That right there makes for a great movie. The groupie scenes will be very interesting.”
Who The F Is Rob Halford
Sam Jackson reacted – “Who the f*ck is Rob Halford. I don’t know about no g*d damn Judas Priest. Don’t play with me boy. I listen to Marvin Gaye and Aretha Franklin. ‘I Heard it Through the Grapevine’, Now that’s my jam MotherF*$#er!”
Additionally Jackson will do all his own singing in the movie as well. It is not well known but Jackson has an incredible voice with a 4 octave range. “H#ll Yeah” screamed Jackson. “I can sing my MotherF*$#ing A$$ off B*tch!”
The movie is tentatively titled ‘Judas Priest MotherF*$#er’! and will be directed by Quentin Tarantino. “I envision lots of blood, gore, violence and soapy shower scenes” laughed Tarantino. “Maybe even a flamethrower like in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood! What do you think?”
Rob Halford commented “I think Samuel L Jackson is the perfect choice to play me. He’s a great actor and he looks just like me. He could be my twin, my brother from another mother. Sammy has been following me around for weeks now to get my true essence. He is going to bring a whole new take on me. I can’t wait to see this movie. It’s going to be amazing.”
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Should be interesting
Nice I see the resemblance.i hope he sings some heads are gonna roll.that tarintino is awesome .I guess when they make a remake of Ozzy I should play the part can’t wait to see the movie yes yes yes .
This is a joke, right?
Are you serious, smh
If only it were real haha bloody brilliant
This is hilariously Mo@#er f@#!er!
Ha ha very funny you Onion wannabes !!
Can’t wait to see this
To the people waiting for this biopic: I’m a Nigerian princess. Can you send me your bank info?
You have got to be kidding me right, This could be the greatest farce in the history of the human race, Not buying any of this nonsense.
A black man playing a real white gay guy Heavy Metal Rocker and QuentinTarantino in charge of the whole movie . Ok the moon isn’t real and the Mars expedition is the human race’s salvation . Ok let’s try this again ???