Sam Smith: “I Never Heard of David Bowie, I Am Totally Original”

Pop singer Sam Smith stated in an interview that he never heard of David Bowie. The interview was with renowned music journalist Claude Balzac. Smith declared that he was a true musical genius and totally original.

Sam Smith

Sam Smith is getting a lot of press lately because of his ridiculously laughable attempt at Satanism on the Grammys. He was mocked mercilessly by Rock n Roll and Heavy Metal fans for being a nerdy chubby little pop singer trying to be Satanic.

Smith was also recently photographed posing in another cheap Bowie copy. Sam was wearing some goofy latex suit. It was an exact replica of a suit worn by David Bowie in the 1970s but not nearly as cool, a cheap knock off if you will.

Once again he was mocked relentlessly because Bowie looked incredible and Sam looked like a lumpy glad trash bag. The internet lit up with comments in the vein of who forgot to take out the trash and the like. He was also compared to a rotisserie chicken. The funniest comment however was from guitarist Eric Clapton, “It looks like he farted in his wet suit”.

David Bowie

During the interview, Sam Smith was asked about the recent events. “I Know people are saying I am copying David Bowie, but that is rubbish. Who is this guy David Bowie anyway? I never heard of him, what did he ever accomplish? It must not be much if I never heard of him.”

Totally Original

Smith continued, “Haters hate the fact that I am a true musical genius. I am a true original and everything I do is trend setting. No one ever thought of mixing Satan with music and no one ever thought of a cool suit or being androgynous before. That is all me. Wait until you hear what I have up my sleeve next. I got this cool blue and red lightning bolt makeup thing. Then I am starting a new concept with a rock band. It’s called Ziggy Moondust and The Crabs From Uranus. I am amazing.”