Rod Stewart’s Prostate Inducted Into Rock Hall of Fame
Just a day after Rod Stewart announced he has beaten prostate cancer, Jann Wenner announced he is inducting the prostate into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.
Wenner announced that Rod Stewart’s prostate will be inducted into the Rock n Roll HOF in Cleveland in 2020. “That prostate has seen more action than any other” commented Wenner. “That prostate has been going strong for over 50 years and over 50,000 women. It deserves a break and deserves to be honored.”
Jann Wenner is founder and publisher of Rolling Stone magazine. Is he still the publisher? Does Rolling Stone magazine still exist? No one really knows the answer to those questions. Also, no one really knows what Jann Wenner’s involvement in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame is. It’s all very shady, but some say, no one gets in or out of the HOF without Wenner’s say so.
Rod Stewart told Madhouse “well it is a great honor, but I am still using the prostate right now, I guess Jann can have it after I die.”
Wenner plans a special exhibit for Rock Star prostates and body parts. He envisions, an entire wing where he will house items such as Gene Simmons tongue, and Stewart’s prostate. “My dream is to have a Hall of Penis”, said Wenner. “I one day see myself surrounded by Mick Jagger’s penis, Jimi Hendrix penis, Prince’s penis. It will happen. It will be my legacy!”
*Cover Photo – Rod Stewart By Joe Bielawa licensed Under CC By 2.0
