Rock n Roll Fans Riot! Burn The Rock Hall of Fame to the Ground!

The 2020 Rock n Roll Hall of Fame inductees were announced today. The inductees include: Depeche Mode, The Doobie Brothers, Whitney Houston, Nine Inch Nails, The Notorious B.I.G. and T-Rex.

Upon hearing the news, fans stormed the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. They hung Rolling Stone Editor Jann Wenner upside down by his thong underpants. Angry fans then peed on the ABBA exhibit, flung feces at the Bon Jovi wing, and then burned the entire building to the ground as they chanted “Not My Hall of Fame”. 

Lead protestor Andy Davison stated “they let Whitney Houston, Bon Jovi, ABBA and Notorious BIG in the Hall of Fame before MC5 and Jethro Tull! This is an outrage, The MC5 were revolutionary! Kick Out the Jams Mothereffer! That’s when I knew I had to burn this place to the ground.”

“Todd Rundgren is a musical genius” said protestor Stan Kellam. ” Todd is a producer, engineer, singer, songwriter and can play basically every instrument known to man! Todd plays the flugelhorn for Christ sakes! How can they not induct Todd Rundgren. The current Rock n Roll Hall of Fame must be stopped. It is an abomination to everything Rock n Roll has ever stood for.”

Fans are now boycotting this hall of shame, and have started a petition for Madhouse Magazine to start their own Rock n Roll Hall of Fame! The Real Rock n Roll Hall of Fame!