Rock n Roll Fans Riot! Burn Rock Hall of Fame to the Ground Again

The 2021 Rock n Roll Hall of Fame inductees were announced today. The inductees include: Tina Turner, Carole King, The Go-Go’s, Jay-Z, Foo Fighters, Todd Rundgren, and Hanson.

Upon hearing the news, fans stormed the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. They hung Hall of Fame President Greg Harris upside down by his thong underpants. Angry fans then peed on the ABBA exhibit, flung feces at the Bon Jovi wing, and then burned the entire building to the ground as they chanted “Not My Hall of Fame”. 

Lead protestor Andy Davison stated “they let Whitney Houston, Bon Jovi, ABBA and Notorious BIG in the Hall of Fame before MC5 and Jethro Tull! This is an outrage, The MC5 were revolutionary! Kick Out the Jams Mothereffer! That’s when I knew I had to burn this place to the ground.”

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“Jethro Tull is not in the Hall of Fame” said protestor Dan Sullivan. “They should be in the Hall of Fame for ‘Aqualung’ alone. Bejeezus, how can you call it a Hall of Fame when the man who wrote…’Sitting on a park bench, Eyeing little girls with bad intent, Snot’s running down his nose, Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes – is not included. I can’t wait for them to rebuild for next year so we can burn it down again when they make another mockery.”

“Todd Rundgren is a musical genius” said protestor Stan Kellam. “He is a producer, engineer, singer, songwriter and can play basically every instrument known to man! Todd plays the flugelhorn for Christ sakes! Even though they did induct Todd Rundgren, they must pay for past wrongs. The current Rock n Roll Hall of Fame must be stopped. It is an abomination to everything Rock n Roll has ever stood for.”

Fans are now boycotting this hall of shame, and have started a petition for Madhouse Magazine to start their own Rock n Roll Hall of Fame! The Real Rock n Roll Hall of Fame!