Rihanna Gives Birth After Super Bowl Performance

Rihanna pulled off one of the greatest surprise pregnancy announcements of all time. During her halftime show performance, RiRi exposed her pregnant belly to millions of viewers. Little did she know that within hours she would be the one who was surprised as she gave birth to her second child in the Kansas City Chiefs locker room.

Rihanna Gives Birth

Rihanna put on a spirited performance complete with thousands of dancers dressed like little sperm. She was dancing and gyrating way more than a pregnant woman should. RiRi was scheduled to give birth March 1, so the baby showed up 2 weeks early.

Every Baby Was Kung Fu Fighting

“I felt a kick as I was walking off stage but I thought it was gas” said Rhianna. “Maybe the baby was giving me a thumbs up on my performance. Then in the third quarter the baby was Kung Fu fighting in there. After The Chiefs took the lead, my water broke. I was like oh no, this is a close game, I ain’t leaving, we are a big football family and I love The Chiefs.”

By the time the game was over, Rihanna was fully dilated and it was too late to get to the hospital. Chiefs physicians and the team midwife took her into the locker room and helped her give birth on the trainers table.

Super Bowl

The players returned to the locker room to celebrate their big Super Bowl win. While Rihanna was lying there giving birth, the team was spraying champagne over each other and whooping it up. The baby shot out like a cork and fortunately it was caught by Chiefs star Tight End Travis Kelce. Kelce attempted to spike the baby but was stopped by Quarterback Patrick Mahomes.

Rihanna and her husband A$AP Rocky welcomed their first child in May 2022. The couple apparently conceived their latest child on the way home from the hospital. Fans were commenting, “No wonder they call him ASAP, that boy don’t wast no time. I bet Rihanna already pregnant with her third baby.”