Rick Dees Charged With War Crimes For Disco Duck Song

Hague, Netherlands – After a lengthy 40 year investigation and trial, The International Criminal Court (ICC) has found Rick Dees guilty of War Crimes for his 1976 Song – ‘Disco Duck’!  

Dees was an American Radio DJ who capitalized on the misfortunes of the American Public, who at the time were downtrodden by the horrific sounds of ‘Disco’ music. 

In cahoots with an unscrupulous, corrupt Recording Industry, Dees unleashed his musical holocaust on the world in an attempt to further humiliate and demoralize an un suspecting segment of society that could not fight back. 

The song released in 1976, was pushed down the throats of the public through intimidation and incessant playing on Dees Radio Station. The song quickly went to #1 and sold millions of copies, even though masterpieces by bands such as ‘The Ramones’, and ‘The Dictators’ went largely un noticed except by a small group of resistance fighters known as ‘Punk Rockers’. 

Dees was taken into custody at his home in Jacksonville Florida and is scheduled to be executed on New Years Eve. The execution will be available live on Pay Per View. The ICC is now looking into forming a tribunal to investigate ‘Hair Metal’ atrocities of the 1980’s.