Ravens Steal Chiefs Mascot “Taylor”: Rescued Just in Time For Big Game

The Baltimore Ravens are in hot water for stealing the Kansas City Chiefs mascot “Taylor Swift”. The incident occurred right before the big game. Luckily, the Chiefs completed a pre dawn raid and rescued Taylor Swift, the Chiefs beloved mascot. Chiefs fans are elated that Swift was returned in good condition and was in place before game time. 

When it was discovered that Taylor was missing, The Chiefs issued a statement. “At this time we are unaware of who may have taken Taylor. But it could be related to the Ravens-Chiefs playoff game. However, we will track whoever is responsible for this to the end of the earth in order to get our beloved Swift back. You can run but you cannot hide.”

Ravens Chiefs & Taylor Swift

Apparently Ravens Quarterback Lamar Jackson took Swift as a prank. Jackson’s plan was to return Taylor after the game. However, Lamar got nervous and hid Taylor in his parents attic. Jackson’s Father heard singing coming from the attic. After investigating, he found none other than grammy award winning Taylor Swift sitting in his attic. 

Mr. Jackson said that he scolded his son at first but was then sympathetic. “When I was Lamar’s age, I stole a goat from the rival High School before the big game. Unfortunately, the goat got into some bad things I had in my closet and passed away. I told Lamar he is to return that girl right after the game.”

At this point, MLB commissioner and Chiefs security got Intel on where Swift was located. Head of Chiefs Security Jay Sales commented, “We were able to pick up her location by the chip we have installed in her arm. The Chiefs assembled a team and a pre dawn raid was executed.”

The extraction team included Swift’s boyfriend Travis Kelce. At 5:30 AM, the team executed the raid and after knocking multiple times at the Jackson residence, they breached the home. The operation was a success and Taylor was found in the attic unharmed sitting happily staring at her reflection in the mirror. The Jackson family was not charged but Lamar was sentenced to write a 5000 word essay on why he should not steal Taylor Swift.

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