Quest Love Caught Rubbing His Nads On Ringo’s Drum Kit at Met Exhibit!

Drummer, Quest Love, was thrown out of the Met Museum in NYC recently for inappropriate behavior with the Drum Kits. 

Quest Love, whose real name is Ahmir Khalib Kabib, is a drummer with the band, The Roots, and is also band leader on The Jimmy Fallon show. Quest Love was seen acting erratically and had his pants open, near the drum kits at the musical instrument exhibit at the Met Museum. 

Security guard Pete Maimone noticed there was a pubic hair on Keith Moon’s drum kit right after Quest Love left the area. Maimone followed Quest Love and caught him rubbing his testicles all over Ringo Starr’s Beatles drum kit. The security guard quickly tased Quest Love on the nads and subdued him.

“I saw him desecrating Ringo’s drums and swung into action. That drum kit is historical. It is sacred” said Maimone. “You can’t just have people rubbing their wobbly bits all over the drums. If you allow that, there will be anarchy. Next thing you know, the Russians will be marching down Main. St!”

It is unclear if Quest Love was performing a kinky sexual act with the drums or if it was some sick twisted message and act of aggression against Ringo Starr!? When asked for comments, Ringo told Madhouse News, “Wait What!? WTF! Who is Quest Love!? He did what to my drums!? He must be a really sick bastard! Peace & Love.”