Queen Trades Adam Lambert to AC/DC For Brian Johnson
In a shocking off season trade, Queen and AC/DC exchange lead singers.
Earlier today AC/DC announced they sent singer Brian Johnson to Queen. In return, AC/DC took on the bloated contract of struggling lead singer Adam Lambert.
Queen Guitarist, Brian May stated “I am very happy with the trade. I have no idea what we were thinking having that guy Lambert in the band. He was ridiculous. Brian Johnson is a much better fit and has the perfect voice to sing Freddie Mercury songs. Lambert sounded like my drunk Aunt singing at a wedding.”
AC/DC Guitarist Angus Young commented “wait, what? Who the eff is Adam Lambert? Is that the poof from that singing TV show!? Who agreed to this trade? What is going on here?”
AC/DC Management put Angus down for his nap and told Madhouse News that they plan to use Lambert as backup for Axl Rose and for sound checks.
In addition to Lambert, AC/DC also received $1Million in cash, Freddie Mercury’s cat ‘Buttons’, and a bass player to be named later.
It’s not Apeil fools day,wtf is going on here
Seems a strange swap. Thought Brian retired because of hearing loss. Surely ACDC would have to agree to the swap.
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