Prince Faked Death: Returns as Frog Character on Masked Singer

In the most shocking event of our time, musician Prince faked his death and returned to reveal all on the TV Show, The Masked Singer.

Prince, is thought to have died in 2016 under mysterious conditions. Apparently this was an elaborate hoax and he faked his own death. “Yeah I was sick of y’all” said Prince. “I needed a break”. When asked where he has been all these years he replied, “Just chillin”.

The Masked Singer

The Masked Singer is a show on the Fox Network. We tried to understand what the show is about but had a hard time making heads or tails of the show. Apparently low level celebrities put on costumes and then sing and dance while other low level celebrities try to guess who is in the costume. Wait, that can’t be right? This show is actually on television and people watch it? We also hear it was adapted from a Korean show. The Korean version was more like Squid Games though. Contestants were shot instead of voted off.

Prince Faked Death: Returns as Frog Character on Masked Singer

The crowd went wild when Prince took off his frog head. Women fainted, grown men were weeping. The Frog Prince costume was used previously by Cheyenne Jackson. Yeah, we never heard of him either. Well, Prince felt the Frog Prince costume would be a perfect way to throw people off as everyone would think it was Jackson again.

Asked why he decided to reappear now Prince replied, “Y’all need me. You people are losing your minds since I left. Now maybe some of you can start acting right and listen to my music and stop playing the fool.”

Other celebrities that have appeared on the show include, William Shatner, Jerry Garcia’s plumber, The guy who played Chuck on Happy Days. The second guy, not the original. Victor Willis who played the Cop in the Village People also appeared.