Poll: Majority Prefer Coronavirus Over Attending Genesis Reunion Concert
A new poll shows that most people would prefer being stricken with coronavirus rather than attend the upcoming Genesis reunion tour.
The British rock band announced they are reforming for a 2020 tour, their first in over a decade. Phil Collins, Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford confirmed they will do a series of concerts this year. Founding member Peter Gabriel, who left the band in 1975, will not take part. “F*ck those guys” said Gabriel. “They only want to play that 80’s Genesis trash. I would rather play with Barry Manilow.”
The poll conducted by ‘Polls R Us’ located on Rt 9 in BattleCreek Michigan, surveyed 1000 random people and the coronavirus won by an landslide. Shockingly, only 2 people said they would prefer to see The Genesis Reunion Tour. 89 year old Tina Reitz, a diabetic with Rickets and HIV said “Well I guess I would rather see ‘Genesis’ even though I have no idea who they are. I am pretty sure I could survive a concert easier than I could COV-19. They basically mentioned my name when they describe the demographic that would die from coronavirus. My Grandson later told me I should risk the coronavirus.”
Healthy music fan, Dan Hornstein commented “Yes of course I would rather take my chances with coronavirus. There is a good chance of recovering from the virus, but I don’t think I could ever recover from listening to 2 hours of f*cking ‘ABACAB’ and ‘Paperlate’ What the f*ck are those 2 words anyway!?”
Phil Collins, unable to play drums due to being anally impaled by his drum stool last year, will be replaced on drums by his son Tom.
This is one of the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Genesis is one of the greatest rock bands in the world. Today’s music can’t even come close to being as good as Genesis was.
So I tried to get tickets for shows in UK and they were sold out within 7 minutes of going on sale.
I like to deal with facts and got to say that this is a pathetic article.
Also can not see gabriel coming out with words like that, ridiculous!!