Poll: 98% Feel a Billionaire Who Can’t Get a Hot Wife is a Real Loser

A new poll by Quinnipiac and Mechanics Digest, shows that 98% of those polled, strongly believe that if a man is a billionaire and still has an ugly wife, he is a total loser and should not be trusted to run the world.

Those polled were showed a picture of billionaires with trophy wives and then a picture of Bill and Melinda Gates. They were then asked if they trust Bill Gates to decide who gets vaccinated and how to educate the children of the world. Almost everyone felt that if this nerd can’t get a hot wife with a billion dollars, then he is a total dork and shouldn’t be trusted with anything.

Money means nothing to her, she likes his personality

Donald Trump tweeted “What a total loser. This four eyed nerd couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of hundred dollar bills. I know millionaires with hotter wives. Sad, really sad. I wouldn’t let him vaccinate my dog.”

Mark Andrick commented “Wait, what!? Sure I have heard of Bill Gates, he’s that computer geek that stole all the great ideas from Apple and IBM. That’s his wife!? Ha what a clown. If I had his money, I would be with J-Lo, Sofia Vergara and Emma Stone! I am a graphic artist making 35K per year and I still get hotter chicks than that.”