Phil Collins Anally Impaled by Drum Stool! Pranked by Jimmy Page!

In what turns out to be a cruel, but hysterically funny prank, Phil Collins was anally impaled by his drum stool.

Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page was the mastermind, of the prank of the century. Page invited Collins over, under the ruse of jamming and to discuss a possible Led Zeppelin reunion.

Page removed the screws on the drum stool, and strategically cut a hole, so that at the right time, the supporting rod would come thrusting up through the seat.

Prank

“All was going according to plan. Collins arrived, we had some tea and a chat and then I said let’s have a little jam session.” Giggled Page. “We started out with a slow blues jam but then I kicked into ‘Rock n Roll’ and I knew he would try to keep up. During the second verse, it happened. The stool collapsed, and the support rod came bursting through the stool right up Collins’ bum! Me and the crew were laughing hysterically. I never laughed so hard in my life. Collins was screaming and writhing in pain. It was great.”

“I have been waiting to get that wanker back since 1985” said Page. “If I live to be 100, I will never forget how he made me look ridiculous during the Led Zeppelin reunion at Live-Aid. He said he would play drums for us and then shows up without learning the songs. He sat there grinning like a moron during Black Dog. I have been plotting my revenge for over 30 years! Now who looks ridiculous” laughed Page.

Good One

Collins was treated at hospital and released. He must now wear a diaper and colostomy bag for 6 weeks. “That Page is a little scamp, said Collins. “I have to give it to him though, it was a good one. I will get him back though. Just Wait!”