Pete Townshend Attacked By Giant Rat, Kills It With Guitar
Rocker Pete Townshend went viral recently when he posted a photo of himself holding a monster rat. He went on to detail the horror of the ensuing attack, which left one dead and one badly shaken.
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Townshend stated, “The Rat was massive. It was the size of a small pony. I was horrified. At first I thought it was Roger Daltrey in a rat costume playing a prank on me, but then it attacked. Roger took over the pranks from Keith you know. One time Keith dressed like Batman and attacked Mick Jagger in a hotel room as a prank. Mick almost stabbed him.”
Pete told Madhouse News, “It was night time and I had my pajamas and big slippers on. I was working on a new song, and just fiddling about on the guitar. I saw something out of the corner of my eye and thought I was hallucinating. It looked absolutely prehistoric.”
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“All of a sudden it rushed me and headed right for my crotch area. The rat leaped. He jumped on my f**king neck! Behind my neck! I grabbed it and swung the guitar like I was Babe Ruth. I got him good. The rat ended up with a face full of guitar. It went flying across the room and landed in my wife’s porridge.”
“Rachel went screaming out of the room and I picked the monster up with my grabber thingy. I finally convinced Rachel to come out of her room to snap a photograph. I then took the carcass and flung it into my neighbor’s yard.”
Pete refused medical attention. Rachel however, is being treated for PTSD and refuses to ever eat porridge agin. The rat is estimated to be 5 feet long from snout to tail.
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