Pete Rose Genitals Tased During Melee at Baseball Hall of Fame!

Cooperstown NY – MLB Hits Leader was tased on his genitals as he was attempting to force his way into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Rose decided he would not be kept out of the Hall of Fame any longer. Apparently The news of Los Angeles Dodgers Superstar Shohei Ohtani’s gambling scandal pushed Rose over the edge.

Rose has been permanently banned from the Hall of Fame due to his gambling on baseball. Pete is the only player to be permanently banned. This despite the fact that many players have been involved in numerous atrocities and scandals. Rose has called MLB hypocritical many times. The news of the banning did not sit well with ‘Charlie Hustle’. At this point Pete finally decided to take his balls into his own hands.

Pete Rose Hall of Fame

Pete flew to Cooperstown to hang his own plaque in the Hall of Fame. At first Rose attempted to walk in backwards while saying goodbye. Security stopped Pete and escorted him out. Then Rose made a mad dash for the front door and made his famous head first slide under the legs of a security guard. Three other guards chased Rose down the hallway as he laughed maniacally and knocked over sacred baseball memorabilia.

Pete Rose Genitals Tased During Melee at Baseball Hall of Fame

Charlie Hustle

Pete wiped his hiney with a Barry Bonds jersey and pretended Babe Ruth’s protective cup was an oxygen mask. As The guards grabbed Rose as he was peeing into Ty Cobb’s hat. That is when the guards ‘tased’ Rose on his ‘nads’.As the guards were leading Rose out of the building, fans were cheering, and Rose screamed to them “I told you I would be in the Hall of Fame someday”! The fans then started chanting “Let Him In, Let Him In”.

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Rose played in Major League Baseball from 1963 to 1986, and managed from 1984 to 1989. He won three World Series, three batting titles, one Most Valuable Player Award, two Gold Gloves, and the Rookie of the Year Award. Rose made 17 All-Star appearances at an unequaled five positions (second baseman, left fielder, right fielder, third baseman, and first baseman). Rose won both of his Gold Gloves when he was an outfielder, in 1969 and 1970. Pete won many awards but is best known for gambling and his Three Stooges haircut.