Paul McCartney Steals Ex- Wife Heather Mills Fake Leg

Who could forget that time Paul McCartney stole the prosthetic leg of his ex-wife Heather Mills and strummed it like a guitar on stage.

McCartney and Mills were married in 2002, separated in 2006 and finally divorced in 2008. After a long and brutal trial, Heather was granted £24.3 million – which no one is really sure what that equals in USD currency.

Paul McCartney & Heather Mills

During the trial it was brought up that Mills’ Father spent 18 months in jail for fraud and Heather was forced to beg for change and lived under a bridge. She then joined the circus. Heather lost her leg when a monkey named Mr. Jiggs, ran her over while riding on a tricycle. She sued the circus and Mr Jiggs for £180,000, which equals like 7 million in USD currency.

On the way out of the courtroom, McCartney stole Mills fake leg which she had removed to use the ladies room. Sir Paul took the leg and ran. More than he could say for her. Paul took the leg with him on tour.

Paul McCartney Steals Ex-Wife Heather Mills Fake Leg — Good Boy

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McCartney brought the leg out onto the stage with him and pretended it was a Bass Guitar. He plucked it, strummed it and danced with it all night as he ridiculed Heather and changed the lyrics of his songs to mock her. “This next song is dedicated to me ex-wife, it’s called ‘One Legged Bitch’” giggled Paul. He then continued the fun with ‘Leg it Be’ and ‘I Saw Her Standing There, On One Leg’. He then joked that her favorite restaurant was ‘IHOP’.

McCartney, his band and crew spent the night drinking vodka out of the prosthetic leg and laughing maniacally. Eventually McCartney lost the leg and it was last seen being buried by a German Shepherd.

Since Paul McCartney is an International Treasure, his fans and the general public turned on Mills. She was later voted the most hated woman in the world behind Hillary.