Paul McCartney Confirms He Moves His Bowels Just Like You

In a shocking move, Paul McCartney confirmed today he moves his bowels just like you. That’s right, Sir Paul is a regular human that poops. Macca released his third children’s book today titled, “Even Rock Stars Poop”. The iconic rock star aims to help your little rockers learn to use the potty. McCartney announced the arrival of his book by live-streaming himself reading the book while actually pooping.

“Even Rock Stars Poop” is set to transport youngsters to a world where the toilet bowl takes center stage, and the bathroom becomes a place of adventure, enlightenment, and, of course, some good-natured humor. The book, aimed at the pint-sized demographic, promises to take young readers on a whimsical journey through the secret lives of rock stars and their digestive systems. McCartney, known for his quirky sense of humor, reportedly drew inspiration from his own experiences on the road, where even the most glamorous musicians can’t escape the call of nature.

One particular highlight is the chapter titled “Sgt. Poopers Smelly Farts Poop Band”. Paul goes on to detail the bathroom habits of his fellow rock stars. “Yes, kiddies, even rock stars poop. I poop, John & George pooped, and even Ringo pooped. Yoko had the largest poops of all. She was like a bear in the bathroom. She once broke the toilet at Abbey Road studios and the smell forced us to evacuate.”

Paul McCartney Confirms He Moves His Bowels Just Like You

Another chapter details some rock star bathroom horror stories. Glenn Frey put a deadly rattle snake in the toilet to prank Don Felder. Dave Grohl got bit on the ‘nads by a spider while sitting on the toilet. Elton John would eat while sitting on the loo. Not just snacks but sometimes entire meals. He enjoyed Corndogs, popsicles, a bowl of soup, and spaghetti and meatballs. But the craziest thing was one time he ate an entire lobster dinner while doing his business.

This is McCartney’s third children’s book and he has plans for more to come. Paul seems to be going through his bathroom phase as his next book will be titled, “Let It Pee”. Sir Paul commented, I believe this book could help a lot of rock stars as well as children. Unfortunately I have been around a lot of rock stars that used hotel rooms as toilets. They could use a little bathroom etiquette as well.

McCartney then reveals some rock stars terrible bathroom etiquette. “I caught Dave Grohl staring at me willy while standing at the urinal backstage at SNL. Jackson Browne tried shaking my hand after he used the toilet. He didn’t even wash his hands. Lady Gaga once took a dump in the urinal at a Bruce Springsteen concert. I can help these people.”