Pattie Boyd’s Lady Parts Inducted Into Rock Hall of Fame

Pattie Boyd is inducted into the Rock Hall of Fame but it’s now what you think. The Board of Directors has announced a special lifetime achievement award. Pattie Boyd’s lady parts will be inducted into The Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. Pattie Boyd is the infamous ex-wife of both George Harrison and Eric Clapton. It is said that because of her feminine super powers, over 300 songs have been written about the aforementioned “Lady Parts”.

Pattie Boyd was working as a hat check girl in the early 1960s. One day she was cast as a schoolgirl in Richard Lester’s musical-comedy A Hard Day’s Night. The 1964 movie starred The Beatles. During filming she met George Harrison. She then began a journey that would lead to her becoming one of the most important muses in rock and roll history.

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George and Patti married 2 years later. Harrison often bragged to friends that Pattie had rainbows and unicorns between her legs. Unfortunately one of those friends George bragged to was Eric Clapton. Clapton would become infatuated with Pattie and ended up marrying her as well. The story goes that Eric traded his unique red Les Paul guitar to George in exchange for Pattie. George jumped at the deal.

Pattie Boyd’s Lady Parts Inducted Into Rock Hall of Fame

Harrison wrote the following songs for Pattie’s hoo-ha: “I Need You” “Something” “For You Blue” “So Sad” and “Here Comes The Sun”. Eric was also charmed by Pattie’s fine china as he wrote, “Layla” “She’s Waiting” “Old Love” “Wonderful Tonight” and many others. Pattie must have had had some powerful mojo. Basically every song in the 1960s and 1970s was written about her.

An unauthorized biography revealed that Pattie allegedly dated Rolling Stone Ron Wood, Barry Manilow, Lionel Richie, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Billy Preston, Leslie West, Rick Dees Ted Nugent and many others. Other Songs written for Pattie include: “I Shot the Sheriff” “Mandy” “Free Bird” “Mississippi Queen” “Disco Duck” “You Are So Beautiful” “Cat Scratch Fever” “Three Times A Lady” and “Convoy”.

Pattie Boyd Meets The Rock Hall

Boyd was thrilled with the honor and will be appearing at the induction ceremony at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn. It is rumored that Patti will shoot ping pong balls into the crowd from out of her “Penis Fly Trap”. The Rock Hall has designated a new exhibit to the muses of Rock n Roll. It is located right next to the corrupt lawyer and manager exhibit. The exhibit will feature groupies such as Pamela Des Barre, Cherry Vanilla, Sable Starr, Bebe Buell, The GTOs and Sweet, Sweet Connie Hamzy.