Patti Scialfa Gives Bruce Springsteen His First Quarantine Brazilian Wax

Patti Scialfa shared a photo Wednesday after giving her husband Bruce Springsteen his first quarantine haircut. Patti took it one step further today, sharing Bruce’s first at home Brazilian wax. 

Scialfa shared a photo on her Instagram today, showing a bottomless Bruce on all fours screaming in pain as Patti giggled. The IG post was captioned ‘Time to Grease Weezer’. “He was getting a little shabby down there, it was a real hedge fund if you know what I am saying? He looked like Larry from the Three Stooges. He needed a good sac waxing.”

“It wasn’t my best moment” said Bruce, “I was pants-less and spread eagle and my wife literally had me by the short and curlies. It reminded me of that awful time at summer camp or when I was an altar boy at St. Mary’s.”

There were many comments, “Steven’s next! And it ain’t going to be pretty,” commented Maureen Van Zandt, wife of E Streeter, Steven Van Zandt. Tom Hanks, said, “Wow!!! Super impressed!!!! Bruce looks like a young Swedish pool boy I once knew!” “Whoah good job,” commented Oprah Winfrey. 

“I can’t wait for quarantine to be over and I can go back to my regular boy.”  said Bruce. “I have a guy, Joe Muccioli, been waxing my taint and butthole since 1975. He’s the best.”