Patrick Mahomes Sr. Crashes El Camino Onto Grammys Red Carpet

Patrick Mahomes Crashes Grammys. Patrick Mahomes Sr., the dad of superstar Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes and a former Mets pitcher, was in hot water again after crashing his Chevy El Camino onto the Grammys red carpet. This incident came just one day after Mahomes Sr. was arrested in Tyler, Texas on a charge of DWI for the third time.

Initially Mahomes Sr. was driving to the Grammys to see Taylor Swift who he claims is his new BFF. Mahomes spent time with Swift in the suite at the Chiefs games. “Me and Tay-Tay are BFF’s” said Mahomes Sr. “We were doing fireball shots and white claws all night at the playoff game. I was the one who set her up with Travis Kelce.”

Patrick Mahomes Crashes Grammys

All of a sudden Mahomes lost control of his car and ended up driving onto the red carpet. At this point Celebrities were fleeing for their lives. Olivia Rodrigo dove into a garbage can to avoid the speeding El Camino. After the dust settled, it was discovered that Miley Cyrus was trapped under the car. Billie Eilish and Ed Sheeran sprung into action and used their superhuman strength to lift the car. Miley was freed but had a tire mark down the back of her dress.

Patrick Mahomes Sr. Crashes El Camino Onto Grammys Red Carpet

Billy Joel had to dive headfirst into the fountain to avoid getting hit by the speeding car. He was soaked head to toe but luckily he had a spare tuxedo with him. Doja Cat climbed a tree and Dua Lipa protected herself with Miley Cyrus. That is how Miley ended up under the car. Dua used her as a human shield.

Thorn In My Side

Basically The Mahomes family has been a thorn in the side for Chiefs Quarterback Patrick Mahomes. “I am trying to win a Superbowl” cried Patrick, “and this fool is driving drunk and crashing into the Grammys. My brother is acting the fool prancing all over, my wife is a pain in the arse on social media and Taylor and Travis are distracting everyone. I just want to play football.”

Mahomes Sr. claims that he was looking for a parking spot when he was distracted by Chrissy Teigen. “What the heck was she wearing” said Mahomes. “She looked ridiculous, I started laughing so hard and the next thing I know I am running over Miley Cyrus. It’s not my fault it’s because of that clown Teigen, blame her, arrest her. What did I get myself into? There are a lot of fruits and nuts around here.”