Pamela Anderson Accuses Tommy Lee of Flashing Her in New Memoir

Pamela Anderson has a new memoir and it contains a lot of made up salacious details about her life and career in order to sell books. Among the more shocking allegations in the book, which is titled Love, Pamela: She claims Home Improvement star Tim Allen exposed himself to her on the set of the show. Anderson makes a bold claim that Tommy Lee also flashed her.

Top Hat

Pamela alleges, “On the first day of filming Home Improvement, I walked out of my dressing room, and Tim was in the hallway in his robe. He opened his robe and he was wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a top hat on his wiener. He said it was only fair, because he had seen me naked. Now we’re even. I laughed uncomfortably and threw up in my mouth.” Tim Allen has publicly denied the allegations. “It wasn’t a top hat, it was a cowboy hat” joked Allen.

David Hasselhoff

Other allegations in the book include: David Hasselhoff farted on her, she had a threesome with Jack Nicholson and Danny Devito, Sylvester Stallone offered her a used Chrysler Cordoba and $100 to be his number one girl, she was a virgin until she married Tommy, Kid Rock cried during Hallmark movies and that she does not regret her barbed wire tattoo.

Pamela Anderson Accuses Tommy Lee of Flashing Her in New Memoir

However, the most shocking allegation is that Tommy Lee once flashed her. “We were on a boat” said Pamela. “He pulled out his monster Johnson and showed it to me. I cried and jumped overboard and swam 3 miles back to shore.”

Pamela Anderson Tommy Lee

Reporters pressed Anderson during a press conference. “You were married to Tommy Lee. We saw the video and you certainly did not cry or run away. Isn’t this just sensationalism to sell books?” A publicist for Anderson tased the reporter as Pamela fled out a back exit.

David Hasselhoff did not deny the allegations. “Yes, of course I farted on Pamela, I farted on everyone. It is a way to show dominance. Baywatch was my show and I ran a tight ship. My great grand-pappy Clem Hasselhoff taught me that. He said son if you ever run into a trouble make just fart on them. Pamela never got out of line after that I can tell you.”

Tommy Lee also did not deny the claims. “What do you mean flashed her? We were married. I did a lot more than flash her. You saw the movie right? I drilled that thing like a texan in an oil field. Pam was a tomcat, and she was definitely no virgin. She loved Harpooning the salty longshoreman, taking grandma to Applebees, Whitewashing the picket fence, you know what I mean right? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge say no more.”