Why Does Sean Penn Look Like All Three Stooges Combined?
Actor Sean Penn shocked viewers recently, when he appeared on screen looking wild eyed and disheveled. People immediately took to...
Pete Davidson Out! Ryan Gosling To Star As Joey Ramone in Biopic
Ryan Gosling as Joey Ramone? Drama is brewing in the Ramones family. Apparently Pete Davidson is out and Ryan Gosling...
John Lydon To Star as “Winston The Excrement” on Disney+
John Lydon will be starring in a new cutting edge punk rock version of Winnie the Pooh. The cartoon reboot...
Phil Collins Replaces Neil Peart as Drummer For Upcoming RUSH Tour
Well, It’s been a long time coming but Rush has finally found a new drummer. Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson...
Ravens Steal Chiefs Mascot “Taylor”: Rescued Just in Time For Big Game
The Baltimore Ravens are in hot water for stealing the Kansas City Chiefs mascot “Taylor Swift”. The incident occurred right...
Bon Jovi Opens 80s Big Hair Salon in NJ
Rocker Jon Bon Jovi has opened a 1980s hair salon in his beloved New Jersey. The salon caters to big...
DNA Test Proves Sammy Hagar’s Ancestors Were Slow Drivers
Sammy Hagar's Shocking DNA Test. Van Halen rocker Sammy Hagar is the latest celebrity to uncover the hidden secrets attached...
Wolf Van Halen & David Lee Roth Come To Blows at In-N-Out Burger
Former Van Halen band mates Wolf Van Halen and David Lee Roth came to blows yesterday. The incident occurred at...
Wolf Van Halen Loses Famous ‘Frankenstrat’ Guitar on Bus
Wolfgang Van Halen lost his father’s famous guitar, known as ‘Frankenstrat’, on a Los Angeles crosstown bus. Wolfie is the son...
Neil Young Boycotts Wordle After Word Of The Day is “Trump”
Musician Neil Young announced today that he is now officially boycotting Wordle. Young explained that he was a big fan...
Neil Diamond Performs Circumcision!
Neil Diamond performed a circumcision on David Geffen's grandson Abraham recently. The sacred event took place at the Temple Emanuel...
Dolly Parton Claims Rob Halford Was “Vibing” On Her
Country legend Dolly Parton claims that Metal God Rob Halford was “vibing” on her hard during their live performance together...
New Book Uncovers Bert & Ernie’s Secret Life Of Rock n Roll Excess
Bert & Ernie's Secret Life. In a shocking twist that would make even the most seasoned rockstars gasp, a new...
Chiefs Fans Secretly Hope Team Loses So Taylor Swift Goes Away
In a shocking turn of events, Kansas City Chiefs fans confessed that they secretly hope their team loses just so...
Jussie Smollett To Play Michael Jackson In New Biopic
Troubled actor Jussie Smollett will portray Michael Jackson in an upcoming biopic. The film is titled “Michael” and will be...
Dolly Parton To Record Album With Heavy Metal Band Slipknot
Country superstar, legend and International treasure Dolly Parton has announced that she is currently in the studio with Heavy Metal...
Dolly Parton’s Country Version of WAP By Cardi B Hits #1 on Billboard Hot 100
Country Legends Dolly Parton and Loretta Lynn released a countrified version of Cardi B’s WAP a few years back. The...
Lenny Kravitz Uses Big Scarf To Shelter Homeless As Temps Drop
Rocker Lenny Kravitz has opened his heart and his big scarf to shelter scores of homeless in New York City....
Jonathan Davis Opens “Korn” Themed Funeral Home in Georgia
Korn frontman Jonathan Davis has opened a Funeral Home, Crematory and Taxidermy business in Georgia. The Davis Funeral Home is...
Bill Wyman & Mick Taylor Form New Rolling Stones Band
Former Rolling Stone band members Bill Wyman and Mick Taylor have joined forces and formed their own version of the...
Oprah Spotted Eating Donut Out of Garbage Can At Emmys
Oprah at the Emmys. Word on the street is, Oprah allegedly was spotted eating an alleged donut out of an...
DNA Test Confirms Steven Van Zandt & Ronnie Van Zant Are Brothers!
A curious Steven Van Zandt received quite the shock along with his results from a recent DNA test. He has...
Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Free Bird Banned in California!
California voters were heard loud and clear when they overwhelmingly voted in favor of Proposition 38. Prop 38 bans the...
Dave Grohl Posts Rare Photo Of Day He First Met Kurt Cobain
Dave Grohl posted a rare photo of the day he first met Kurt Cobain. It was the summer of 1981...
Taylor Swift Joins Tool Onstage at MSG to Perform “Stinkfist”
In a most surprising collaboration, Taylor Swift joined Tool onstage at Madison Square Garden in New York City. The crowd...
Barry Gibb Reforms The Bee Gees With Jelly Roll & Lainey Wilson
Barry Gibb has decided to reform the Bee Gees with a twangy twist. Teaming up with country chart-toppers Jelly Roll...
Judas Priest Fans Picking Tim Owens Over Rob Halford Declared Unfit
Judas Priest fans beware. Two Czechoslovakian brothers have been declared incompetent after stating that they prefer Tim Owens over Rob...
Illinois Man Has Been In Detention For 40 Years
Rebellious delinquent John Bender has spent the last 40 years in detention even though he no longer attends the school....
Actor Danny Devito Involved in Tragic Cloning Accident
Actor Danny Devito was involved in a horrific cloning accident over the weekend leaving his assistant disfigured. Initially Devito contacted Cells...
Donald Fagen Tears Perineum Crowd Surfing at Heavy Metal Concert
Steely Dan frontman Donald Fagen tore his perineum while crowd surfing at a Heavy Metal Concert in Rio de Janeiro,...
