Ed Sheeran Buys Severed Arm of Def Leppard Drummer at Sick Auction!
Apparently singer Ed Sheeran has a dark side. A sick, twisted, dark side. The chubby little ginger headed singer purchased the...
Ed Sheeran To Play Marvin Gaye in New Biopic!
After years of delays and obstacles, a Marvin Gaye feature biopic will finally come to the big screen. Ed Sheeran...
Henry Rollins Working P/T as Walmart Greeter to Make Ends Meet
Henry Rollins as Walmart Greeter! Punk icon Henry Rollins was spotted working at a Walmart in Burbank, California. Rollins is...
Colorado Removes Ozzy From Rock Hall Of Fame Ballot
Colorado has declared that Ozzy Osbourne is ineligible for the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame under the infamous sanity...
Usher To Perform With AC/DC at Super Bowl Halftime Show
Ladies and germs, football fans and rock enthusiasts, brace yourselves for the most electrifying Super Bowl Halftime Show of all...
49ers QB Brock Purdy Now Dating Lizzo
San FranCisco 49ers Quarterback Brock Purdy is dating pop star Lizzo. In what appears to be a strategic move that...
Green Day Facing Backlash bc Bass Player Looks Like Putin
Punk rock band Green Day is facing a backlash due to the fact that bass player Mike Dirnt has an...
In Response To Tucker/Putin, Don Lemon Interviews Guy From Green Day
Don Lemon Interviews the guy from Green Day. That’s right, No one gets the scoop on Don. In response to...
Jimmy Page & GF Scarlett Sabet Expecting Twins
Rock legend Jimmy Page took to social media today to announce that he and his young girlfriend Scarlett Sabet are...
Slayer Inducted Into Hip Hop Hall of Fame
The Heavy Metal band Slayer was inducted into the Hip Hop Hall of Fame yesterday. The move was part of...
Axl Rose To Star in “Throw Momma From The Train” Remake
In a shocking statement, Axl Rose confirmed that he will be starring in a remake of the 1987 comedy “Throw...
Guns n Roses Started Out as Boy Band!
Hidden away for decades, it was just uncovered that Guns n Roses started out as a Boy Band before becoming...
Patrick Mahomes Sr. Crashes El Camino Onto Grammys Red Carpet
Patrick Mahomes Crashes Grammys. Patrick Mahomes Sr., the dad of superstar Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes and a former Mets pitcher,...
David Bowie Wins 9 Grammy’s To Makeup For Being Too Ahead Of His Time In 1970’s
David Bowie Wins Grammys. In a shocking move, the Recording Academy announced that all major awards at this years Grammy’s...
Epic Interview with Axl Rose & Slash
A Balzac Interview with Axl Rose & Slash. Infamous Rock journalist and internationally acclaimed interviewer Claude Balzac recently sat down...
Hootie Led Police on Low Speed Golf Cart Chase Before Being Apprehended
Darius Rucker aka Hootie or is it Hootie aka Darius Rucker was apprehended after a low speed golf cart chase...
Why Does Sean Penn Look Like All Three Stooges Combined?
Actor Sean Penn shocked viewers recently, when he appeared on screen looking wild eyed and disheveled. People immediately took to...
Pete Davidson Out! Ryan Gosling To Star As Joey Ramone in Biopic
Ryan Gosling as Joey Ramone? Drama is brewing in the Ramones family. Apparently Pete Davidson is out and Ryan Gosling...
John Lydon To Star as “Winston The Excrement” on Disney+
John Lydon will be starring in a new cutting edge punk rock version of Winnie the Pooh. The cartoon reboot...
Phil Collins Replaces Neil Peart as Drummer For Upcoming RUSH Tour
Well, It’s been a long time coming but Rush has finally found a new drummer. Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson...
Ravens Steal Chiefs Mascot “Taylor”: Rescued Just in Time For Big Game
The Baltimore Ravens are in hot water for stealing the Kansas City Chiefs mascot “Taylor Swift”. The incident occurred right...
Bon Jovi Opens 80s Big Hair Salon in NJ
Rocker Jon Bon Jovi has opened a 1980s hair salon in his beloved New Jersey. The salon caters to big...
DNA Test Proves Sammy Hagar’s Ancestors Were Slow Drivers
Sammy Hagar's Shocking DNA Test. Van Halen rocker Sammy Hagar is the latest celebrity to uncover the hidden secrets attached...
Wolf Van Halen & David Lee Roth Come To Blows at In-N-Out Burger
Former Van Halen band mates Wolf Van Halen and David Lee Roth came to blows yesterday. The incident occurred at...
Wolf Van Halen Loses Famous ‘Frankenstrat’ Guitar on Bus
Wolfgang Van Halen lost his father’s famous guitar, known as ‘Frankenstrat’, on a Los Angeles crosstown bus. Wolfie is the son...
Neil Young Boycotts Wordle After Word Of The Day is “Trump”
Musician Neil Young announced today that he is now officially boycotting Wordle. Young explained that he was a big fan...
Neil Diamond Performs Circumcision!
Neil Diamond performed a circumcision on David Geffen's grandson Abraham recently. The sacred event took place at the Temple Emanuel...
Dolly Parton Claims Rob Halford Was “Vibing” On Her
Country legend Dolly Parton claims that Metal God Rob Halford was “vibing” on her hard during their live performance together...
New Book Uncovers Bert & Ernie’s Secret Life Of Rock n Roll Excess
Bert & Ernie's Secret Life. In a shocking twist that would make even the most seasoned rockstars gasp, a new...
Chiefs Fans Secretly Hope Team Loses So Taylor Swift Goes Away
In a shocking turn of events, Kansas City Chiefs fans confessed that they secretly hope their team loses just so...
